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holy freakin scary. merry Christmas?

2007-10-23T23:25:19.245-05:00

holy freakin scary. merry Christmas?

That click was sponsored by Psycho-Flakes, have th...

2007-10-22T17:52:34.081-05:00

That click was sponsored by Psycho-Flakes, have them with vodka!

CLICK FROM HOME!

2007-10-22T17:51:24.341-05:00

CLICK FROM HOME!

Yikes! Is that really supposed to be a stocking?

2007-10-22T14:24:28.692-05:00

Yikes! Is that really supposed to be a stocking?

I like No Cool Story's idea. So Santa has a sweats...

2007-10-22T13:47:41.263-05:00

I like No Cool Story's idea. So Santa has a sweatshop?

Pesonally I think it is a perfect Xmas stocking for the dyslexic devil worshipper - the one who sold his soul to Santa

I think if all you commenters are wise you'll leav...

2007-10-22T13:12:26.578-05:00

I think if all you commenters are wise you'll leave it alone. Just leave it alone.

My three handed wish is more like:"I wish I had 3 ...

2007-10-22T13:03:36.521-05:00

My three handed wish is more like:
"I wish I had 3 hands so I could slap, type and drink at the same time!"

But that's just me...

CLICK!

See, I look at this in a whole different possitve ...

2007-10-22T13:01:36.367-05:00

See, I look at this in a whole different possitve shiny light.

This is for the person like you, that NEEDS a helping hand!

Haven't you ever thought to yourself: "I wish I had three hands so I can make tacos, and give Papi an nice pinch..." I don't want to know where you would pinch him but I'm thinking you've thought this.

Maybe those are the hands of the elves who wanted ...

2007-10-22T12:00:34.102-05:00

Maybe those are the hands of the elves who wanted to go on strike...

Santa has bad temper yo.

I think it might be mine - I've been looking ever...

2007-10-22T11:47:19.377-05:00

I think it might be mine - I've been looking everywhere for it...

O.k. whose hands are those supposed to be??? :O

2007-10-22T11:23:31.316-05:00

O.k. whose hands are those supposed to be??? :O

I give thanks for the dead hand and burlap sack ha...

2007-10-22T11:05:27.333-05:00

I give thanks for the dead hand and burlap sack hanging in my living room.

Jean Knee's lying. She's such a rumor-spreader.

This is for the party-for-many-months-straight cro...

2007-10-22T10:24:14.060-05:00

This is for the party-for-many-months-straight crowd: rolling Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Xmas all into one.

That's just bizarre...and sadly enough I know a co...

2007-10-22T10:05:05.489-05:00

That's just bizarre...and sadly enough I know a couple of people who'd think it was indeed the coolest thing ever.
*sigh*

I didn't even know that Stephen King had line of C...

2007-10-22T10:03:31.479-05:00

I didn't even know that Stephen King had line of Christmas Stockings. Maybe it would be more appropriate to label his holiday line under X-mas, since he's likely to take Christ out of it and THAT creepy stocking would definitely NOT fall under Christ-like.

I love your humor. I love how you write about diversity. It makes my day.

That's just wrong. Wrong I tell you!

2007-10-22T09:51:55.416-05:00

That's just wrong. Wrong I tell you!

What a heart warming post to read first thing this...

2007-10-22T09:51:43.826-05:00

What a heart warming post to read first thing this morning! Psychos need Christmas decor too.

Thanks for the head's-up on the politically correc...

2007-10-22T09:13:28.347-05:00

Thanks for the head's-up on the politically correct inclusive decorations. I'm just getting ready to get out my decorations for RamuHanuKwansMas.
Obviously I have not been to Big Lots in way too long.

I'd love getting that for Christmas, what does tha...

2007-10-22T08:44:44.839-05:00

I'd love getting that for Christmas, what does that say about me?

I see we shop at the same stores. You have excellent taste, Infidel.
Our Big Lots did not have that severed hand stocking thing-drat!

I'm not trying to be a rumour spreader, butt, did you know Millie grabbed a strange man's butt? it's true

My kids would probably love getting that for Chris...

2007-10-22T08:21:04.898-05:00

My kids would probably love getting that for Christmas. What does that say about my household?

Doesn't everyone have their Christmas bloody hand ...

2007-10-22T07:49:52.224-05:00

Doesn't everyone have their Christmas bloody hand hanging by Dec. 1st?

Okay, I snapped this with my camera phone at Big L...

2007-10-22T07:14:32.913-05:00

Okay, I snapped this with my camera phone at Big Lots and then I cropped it at home. I'm disappointed that you can't click on the picture to see it closer up because it was really a sight to behold. This is what stores get for trying to cram a marketer's fantasy of Thanksmasween down our throats. Quit putting Christmas stuff out next to the cornuccopias and life-size headless butlers and moaning zombies.....PLEASE!

elizabeth- It's a burlap sack thingie cinched at the top and covered with fake blood and a dismembered plastic hand. Don't tell me you don't have patients that would be happy to get this as a Christmas gift from you.

nancy face- Yeah. This won't be hanging up anywhere at the Infidel house this X-mas.

nora- There's nothing like the sight of graphic blood and gor to tickle ones funny bone......assuming it's not a dismembered funny bone, that is.

HEE HEE (no gafaw is more like it) That is so fun...

2007-10-22T01:21:26.769-05:00

HEE HEE (no gafaw is more like it) That is so funny. Ok uhem now that I have composed myself. Yes that is yuckie but you do have a point. All people do deserve a chance. Maybe if they have been good they will get a severed left hand to go with it. Or maybe a body. Ok sorry just had to do it. You make my day sista

Eeeek! That is just creepy! :0

2007-10-22T01:12:22.089-05:00

Eeeek! That is just creepy! :0

What the heck is that?!!

2007-10-22T01:00:38.886-05:00

What the heck is that?!!