Comments on The Smiling Infidel: Phooey On Huey!

I don't think it's stalking if the person is omnip...

2007-12-19T18:44:43.358-06:00

I don't think it's stalking if the person is omnipresent like Huey is. And Huey has earned his omnipresence.

But, it is not too late to ask Huey for mercy. For the Power of Love and the Heart of Rock and Roll can forgive all, as long as you're contrite about it. And Huey will know if you don't mean it.

Oh no you didn't.

2007-12-18T13:12:27.118-06:00

Oh no you didn't.

Hey, I like Huey! But I've noticed that for years...

2007-09-17T16:56:03.977-05:00

Hey, I like Huey! But I've noticed that for years Sting is on every televised event with live music. Everything. Have you noticed that?

PS: my 2yo loves your music and is now happily dan...

2007-09-16T19:10:12.466-05:00

PS: my 2yo loves your music and is now happily dancing at my feet!

Sooo....if I remember right, you have XM radio, ye...

2007-09-15T23:00:00.172-05:00

Sooo....if I remember right, you have XM radio, yes? They WAAYYY over play Sean Kingston.

And I'm laughing at you and TMM, I didn't even know that's what they were saying.."Hey Jealousy". I'd just hear a snippet and go around singing, "....my jello see.." I thought they were talking about carrot. I HATE when I get the wrods worng!

I like to have an even number of comments....sooooo here's to 32.

"Hey Jealousy" is one of those dumb songs that get...

2007-09-15T13:31:08.319-05:00

"Hey Jealousy" is one of those dumb songs that gets stuck in my head and I can only hum it because I don't know any of the words. Except, of course, "Hey Jealousy."

(Do you like how I'm breaking your 30 comment streak? Asymmetry all the way, baby.)

B.- I just wanted to tell you that your comment cr...

2007-09-15T06:58:06.852-05:00

B.- I just wanted to tell you that your comment cracked me up. Yeah, Sean Kingston is teh crap. His new song, Me Love......well, just the title brings flashbacks to the Divinyls.

Know who else stalks me? The Spin Doctors. I don't want to hear 'Two Princes' again for the rest of my life. Ditto for 'Losing My Religion,' and 'Hey Jealousy' and 'One Headlight.' Really, aren't there enough great songs without playing the same crap over and over and over and over again?

Make sure you watch Back to the Future.

2007-09-15T00:01:47.260-05:00

Make sure you watch Back to the Future.

No, I haven't noticed. It's just your imagination...

2007-09-14T17:35:03.430-05:00

No, I haven't noticed. It's just your imagination. You're high. Or on steroids. I haven't decided.

"gently crooning" cracked me up. Like Huey can gently croon anything.

I suspect, but have supporting evidence, that it's...

2007-09-13T21:41:17.099-05:00

I suspect, but have supporting evidence, that it's only Houston - lucky old you.
Best wishes

Huey is too busy stalking you to be bothered with ...

2007-09-13T19:37:30.500-05:00

Huey is too busy stalking you to be bothered with me. He's way too mellow for my blood.

Perhaps you could approach your mayor on banning the scoundrel from Houston?

Just a weird thought.

I sure do love your Weird Infidel Thoughts.Maybe e...

2007-09-13T16:10:30.906-05:00

I sure do love your Weird Infidel Thoughts.

Maybe enough to stalk you...

oooh, i LOVE mana. as for huey...look how studly ...

2007-09-13T14:07:51.261-05:00

oooh, i LOVE mana. as for huey...look how studly he is in that picture. who WOULDN'T want him stalking you?

I haven't heard him in years... now, watch...you'v...

2007-09-13T13:15:50.006-05:00

I haven't heard him in years... now, watch...you've probably cursed me.

Our small town radio stations still think that Hue...

2007-09-13T12:42:21.446-05:00

Our small town radio stations still think that Huey Lewis is putting out number one singles!

Santa,
I want satellite radio for Christmas.

Huey Lewis and Bette Midler follow me. How can he ...

2007-09-13T11:56:35.117-05:00

Huey Lewis and Bette Midler follow me. How can he be in so many places as the same time??

Would you like to trade? My stalkers at the moment...

2007-09-13T11:45:09.126-05:00

Would you like to trade?
My stalkers at the moment are Britney Spears in duet with Michael Jackson!

I guess I don't have this problem. My kids are so...

2007-09-13T10:37:59.659-05:00

I guess I don't have this problem. My kids are so loud that I usually don't hear the music wherever I'm at. And we usually listen to books in the car...

Huey follows me into elevators and he finds his wa...

2007-09-13T10:28:52.262-05:00

Huey follows me into elevators and he finds his way into my phone whenever the doctor's office puts me on hold. There is no escape.

Taylor Dayne..I always wanted to take a pin and pop her lips to see if she would fly all over the room.

Sean Kingston is following me around.He and his "B...

2007-09-13T10:21:42.140-05:00

Sean Kingston is following me around.
He and his "Beautiful Girls" song...if you can actually call it that. Give it a listen, he sounds like a kindergartener with a speech problem!Every.Time.I.Turn.On.My.Radio. There he is.

Oh wait I thought all of John Mayer's songs were h...

2007-09-13T10:04:16.085-05:00

Oh wait I thought all of John Mayer's songs were horribly depressing & mealy mouthed...maybe that's just me or he's training extra hard for the stalker Olympics...
Come to think of it his style follows that of Sting's Every Breath You Take, which is the original stalker song.
Creepy

Huey doesn't bother me as much as John Mayer. And ...

2007-09-13T09:56:55.278-05:00

Huey doesn't bother me as much as John Mayer. And I am glad I have said that out loud. Maybe because every time I get in the car it is John Mayer and never Huey. Maybe we aren't so square in CA...

carrot- Don't mind me listening in on the conversa...

2007-09-13T09:49:21.667-05:00

carrot- Don't mind me listening in on the conversation between you and carronin. Go on, now, you ladies start discussing how much you love me, and I'll just be over here quietly in the corner.

NCS- YES!!!! They're one of those crossover groups that get played on adult contemporary, lite rock favorites, and the oldies stations. You can run, but you can't hide from The Huey!

That's the Power of Love of course.What a cheesy g...

2007-09-13T09:38:59.207-05:00

That's the Power of Love of course.
What a cheesy group, look at them :P
It's amazing how much they play the Huey on the 80's station.

sketchy- My daughter feels the pain of Huey Lewis ...

2007-09-13T09:28:23.149-05:00

sketchy- My daughter feels the pain of Huey Lewis just as deeply as I do. It's Hip To Be Square sucks harder than Hips Don't Lie. Tragically unhip.

glitter- A few recommended selections for today Jacobs Ladder, If This Is It, Back In Time, and Heart Of Rock N Roll.

carrot- I'm going to see if we can hire tag team hit men, England Dan and Jon Ford Coley, to forget that 'Love Is The Answer' and get rid of Jessica and Huey for us.

carronin- No. The number one crap song by Taylor Dayne is 'Love Will Lead You Back.'Yeah, Taylor, but only if you lasso it and drag it back to you, kicking and screaming. Did you know that Taylor Dayne isn't even her real name? It's like Bertha, or something.

toni- Yep, that's what precipitated my Sheena Easton post last week. They kept playing her songs so continuously that I started to wonder if she had died or something. You know how they overplay people that have just kicked the bucket. Let's make it into a drinking game. Every time you hear a Huey song, swig a shot of Yoo-Hoo chocolate drink.

jams- Lute? I thought he called it his 'STINGer?' Does that mean that Sting has lost his sting?

nancy face- There's more than one way for Twinkie evacuation.....

jean knee- Pig on your head? Is that Kosher? Is that Halal approved? Have you ever given the pig a pancake?

amanda- Yeah, that and that stupid song about riding a bull named Fu Manchu. He wrote it about his dying dad, I get it. I still hate overplayed songs, though, no matter how poignant. Tears In Heaven, Candle In The Wind,.......I'm talking to YOU.